Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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Greater cheese (files.catbox.moe)
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Fish Hammer (lemmy.world)
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Why do some birds regurgitate their food? (lemm.ee)
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Because they're mother falcon birds!

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Chicken salad (lemmy.world)
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Yeah this one's maybe too bad even for here... (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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I stepped on the scale, guess how many pounds (lemmy.today)
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punZero, we use dollars in the USA

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Remember to knock before opening the fridge! (lemmy.today)
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There could be a salad dressing!

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On this very special day, ask you self "What would Jesus do?" (no.lastname.nz)
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Don't do that

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I wonder how many male, middle aged US filmmakers regularly call it a "director's cut" when carving up the thanksgiving turkey for their family. (lemmy.world)
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cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/10365286

I mean, I would. Every year, all the time.

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Dad, what is the easiest word to say? (sh.itjust.works)
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"Drool." It rolls off the tongue.

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Is it possible for a dad who makes terrible puns to learn how to throw ninja stars? (discuss.tchncs.de)
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Sure he can!

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Shout out to all the people wondering what the opposite of in is (lemmy.world)
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An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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It's not a dad joke unless it's a bad joke. (lemmy.world)
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What do you call a Linux user who only browses the Web using Lynx? (lemm.ee)
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Terminally online.

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Did you hear Hooters is going bankrupt? But they are trying a new strategy a door to door service? (lemmy.world)
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It's called Knockers.

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Something-mology (feddit.nl)
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/35289568

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When Life Gives you a Lemon ... (piefed.jeena.net)
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Where Do Bad Rainbows Go? (lemmy.ca)
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To prism.
It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

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Today I learned… (ttrpg.network)
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… that everybody who confuses correlation with causation winds up dying.

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My favorite jokes (lemmy.zip)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/35041212

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They aren't rewriting history (lemmy.starlightkel.xyz)
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How the mitey have fallen (aussie.zone)
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