xkbx

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

do you seriously think that gender norm restrictions can retain something as powerful as your piss

unzip. unclasp. pull down. release

the urine must flow

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy fuck, this is good

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 24 points 2 weeks ago

He aged like a fine rum ham

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh you have no idea

Edit: alas, I was hoping someone would say “what was it?” To which I would reply “oh I have no idea” but alas, here I am without any to bear witness

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They fear the floss thong

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 2 weeks ago

Did the mammals get their hands on the white materia then?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 58 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 3 weeks ago

Be the change you want to see in this world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

OP this is gorgeous, just because your technical expression isn’t applied as you desired doesn’t mean your art is somehow less

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To be the equivalent of someone making $10k giving $100 to charity, a millionaire would have to give $10k.

A billionaire would have to give 10 million dollars.

 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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