wildncrazyguy138

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (5 children)

One of the major things that got him elected in the first place is that he promised to stop the continuous war cycle that the Rs and Ds kept getting us into. Where the hell is this coming from, when did he become yet another warmonger president?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I will grant you the opportunity to you interview me, but first you must pass through my gauntlet of 13 AI challenges. I will send you the first now, and each next challenge will come shortly after you have beaten the former.

Challenge 1: You must beat Martin in a game of chess.

….

Challenge 13: Have xAI solve this riddle.

If Elon loses his ears he can not hear. If Elon loses his nose he can not smell. If Elon loses his hand he can not touch. If Elon loses his tongue he can not taste.

Elon has lost his senses, but he can still hear, smell, touch or taste, so that must mean he can ___ ___.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your rears!

We are all ich bin ein wieners now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Hey buddy, we don’t take kindly to you just making up countries round these parts.

Clearly whatever country you are talking about fell off the edge of our rectangle a long time ago.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well this is certainly applying the M&A playbook to geopolitics. Eat the meek when they’re down. It’s just good business.

Reminds me of his “we must take the oil” strategy to Iraq a few years back.

Problem is that countries aren’t businesses, they’re people, and alliances aren't just built on finance - they’re built on trust, stability and shared cultural values.

And optics matter, even in business, you can get a reputation as a cannibal and people will no longer work for or with you. Relationships are like oxygen for business. If you don’t have them, it’s you next on the chopping block.

[–] [email protected] 104 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I am reminded of Winston Churchill saying that Americans will do the right thing after they have exhausted all other options.

I just didn’t quite realize how far “all other options“ could really go.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

And thank the heavens for that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
  • Get some catfish and some cornflour and an egg. Cut the catfish into nuggets. Dip in the egg wash. Roll lightly in the cornflour and salt/pepper mixture. Fill a pan with oil. Deep fry. Yum!
  • Get some mahi mahi. Place on some tin foil. Add a pat of butter on top of each. Grill it up until flaky but not dried out. Salt to taste. mahi is so mild, like no fish flavor. Delish!
  • Get a tuna steak. Soak it in a bit of ponzu sauce. Get an iron skillet nice and hot with a little splash of oil. Toast some sesame seeds on it. Put those to the side. Then get your tuna and sear it on all sides. Add a dash of salt (if you want, the ponzu may be salty enough) and the seeds. Enjoy.
  • if you like spicy, get a good blackened seasoning, it can help mask the fish flavor
  • also, try sushi, but like from a good place. Rolls will hide the taste much better than sashimi, which is meant to showcase the fish. Fresh sushi (yellowtail, salmon, tuna, mackerel) has almost no fish taste. Eel has a steak like taste, but can be a bit fishy. Do not go for urchin, it’s like a straight up fish umami bomb.
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Man with 7 bankruptcies promises this time things will be great.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I peered into the void and found a bishop already there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I’m not South Korean. Why was this a bad thing? The court ruled 7-1 due to the methods of impeachment not aligning with the constitution. I think rule of law is important. If you want to impeach, then either follow the law or amend the constitution - or else try to circumvent it and set a precedent to your own eventual peril.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

Hey yeah can I have 1 crunchy taco with, 3 extra shells, 3 extra meat, 3 extra cheese, 3 extra lettuce and 3 extra tomatoes? Just To confirm, I’m only ordering 1 taco.

Also please print the entire novel A tale of two cities by Charles Dickens on the receipt.

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