unepelle

joined 3 months ago
[–] unepelle@mander.xyz 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"It touches one ball without moving the other" is a well-known remix to the french one :)

Other french favorites: "Je m'en tamponne le coquillard" --> I dab my anus with it "Je m'en badigeonne le nombril avec le pinceau de l'indifférence" --> I paint my navel with the brush of indifference about it

[–] unepelle@mander.xyz 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I'm admittedly not knowledgeable in White Hat Hacking, but are you supposed to publicize the vulnerability, release a shortcut to exploit it telling people to 'enjoy', or even call the vulnerability handy ?

[–] unepelle@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It should also be 200! Refund + bet money

[–] unepelle@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ITT: a lot of people who don't commit crimes because they're afraid they'd get caught instead of, you know, ethics.

Getting a speaking dog is so amazingly superior it's not even funny

[–] unepelle@mander.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

My person, that is amazing ! Well done