twettledumb

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[–] twettledumb@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

IDK know, did you just wake up because you don't sound to happy.

[–] twettledumb@lemmy.today 0 points 1 day ago

That depends, in my opinoin

[–] twettledumb@lemmy.today 0 points 1 day ago

Hey!! I just picked some random name, don't judge my user name boy!!

[–] twettledumb@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

I did not know that.

[–] twettledumb@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the one and only God. Our Lord and Saver Jesus Christ.

I do see on what you are saying about the right to speak. but us as a country are not speaking out to the government, but the ones who do are getting killed and NO ONE IS SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!! the stupid government are trying to be in control.

[–] twettledumb@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] twettledumb@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

dang man! That's sick! I mean how often do you get to have a gun like that?

also happy hunting this year man!!

[–] twettledumb@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

I didn't say a bad word at all and hear you are getting all grumpy

[–] twettledumb@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

HAY!!! No cause here

[–] twettledumb@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

this is awesome!

 

What do you call an angry carrot?

A steamed Veggie

RIP Boiling water

you'll be mist

 
 

Ok, I was reading a couple comments and so here you go Calvin & Hobbes 3.0 but with no ai.

P.S I don't use ai

 
 

what do you call an eyeless dear?

no eye dear. lol 😂

 

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

She kept running away from the Ball.

why do Cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

 

what do you call a melted snow man?

A class of water.

Or as my friend says "more like a puddle"

 

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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