thefartographer

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Oh shoot! Did you accidentally sabotage your country into failure?

Y'all shit this bed, come lay in it with us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is it odd that I think they look delicious?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, I'm grok for the fediverse, you Nazi

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes, but there needs to be a baseline on how much welfare they receive. Let's say a modest million per year

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And like an old refrigerator, you could get stuck and die if you go inside one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Lelon Musk? Elon Mulsk? I'm gonna stick to my usual name for him: Mecha-Karen

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's incredibly succinct

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is undoubtedly one of the worst songs of all time. It's nearly impossible to describe how much I hate the lyrics, the singer's voice, and yet I listen to it a few times a year.

Am I trying to find out if it still sucks? Am I trying to renew my hatred so I can drive myself harder through anger? Maybe I secretly like this song and don't know it.

But fuck this song! I'm gonna go listen to it now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Billions. Enough to choke the entire country. But if that's the goal, then I'm happy to let him keep it all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh man, is that the old telnet movie? Towel.blinkenlights.nl or something like that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah! I bet he'll never tell me to clean my room again when I'm done with him!

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