thefartographer

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Lelon Musk? Elon Mulsk? I'm gonna stick to my usual name for him: Mecha-Karen

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's incredibly succinct

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is undoubtedly one of the worst songs of all time. It's nearly impossible to describe how much I hate the lyrics, the singer's voice, and yet I listen to it a few times a year.

Am I trying to find out if it still sucks? Am I trying to renew my hatred so I can drive myself harder through anger? Maybe I secretly like this song and don't know it.

But fuck this song! I'm gonna go listen to it now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Billions. Enough to choke the entire country. But if that's the goal, then I'm happy to let him keep it all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh man, is that the old telnet movie? Towel.blinkenlights.nl or something like that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah! I bet he'll never tell me to clean my room again when I'm done with him!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Wait 'til you hear what they've been doing to paper!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Oh shit! Do you think it's too late to dig up my dad and prosecute him???

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The only thing I remember from that video is not liking it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"Grok, do you know anything about coding in Cobol?"

Absolutely, Elon. You programmed me with all the knowledge of every coding language you know.

"Excellent! Rewrite the SSA software!"

R****dead f**got pedo-guy loser. You don't know shit, I'm a really good dad who's really good at computer games!

"Perfect. Push it to prod"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

"Greedy little Nazi bootlicker pigboy" would be an excellent BDSM/alt-culture nickname if greedy bootlicking pigboy Nazis hadn't ruined everyone's fun. Again.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Ever see that horrifying video where one gator just straight up bites and death-rolls right off with another gator's foot? Anyway, this video seems like a fun idea.

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