thefartographer

"I bet we can profit off of that!"
- Wall Street bros

Dude should be put down for attempted genocide

Would Mitch McConnell like to add anything to this conversation? Perhaps to muse how wrong it is before throwing the full weight of his support behind its architects?

And the Ebana Gay

I was thinking that they look kinda like puffed rice snacks, but now that you mention it... I did love eating dirt as a child. And sand... It was the crunchiness—I loved feeling it crunch between my teeth.

I still enjoy eating grass. Maybe I'm not a trusted source on directions to FlavorTown.

Lots of things are more robust:

• An iPhone
• Balsa wood model planes
• Orange peels
• Aluminum foil
• A teenager's self-confidence

Oh shoot! Did you accidentally sabotage your country into failure?

Y'all shit this bed, come lay in it with us.

Is it odd that I think they look delicious?

Yeah, I'm grok for the fediverse, you Nazi

Agreed!

Yes, but there needs to be a baseline on how much welfare they receive. Let's say a modest million per year

And like an old refrigerator, you could get stuck and die if you go inside one.