silasmariner

I did not know it was possible to snort enough blow to break your anus

This is explored pretty well in the novel White Tiger, which I highly recommend

A few clowns short of a circus

I know, right? It turns up on the sorrel in my garden every year

Trump mandated that the language name be changed to Americanese

This is fun because of the assumptions it makes of the reader before it's funny, and once you get it, you're in the 'in' crowd. I lold

I'm not sure what kinda gymnastics the wheelchair user's got to be doing to get on the shitter once they've rolled themselves into a stall backwards... Or why it's only after a shit that they can't use doors

It's a burrito

I was once like you. Until started optimising performance. There's always a better way.

Try that count on each of 5 separate browser window. Amaeteur. I exaggerate, of course. Only a couple have that many tabs. I actually closed a window today - it only had 8 tabs - and opened a new one with more tabs from the references of the pages I closed. Eventually I will read the internet.

I think that's a different kettle of fish. You try telling AWS (or perhaps more relevantly Palantir) they can't use a VPN to gate access to internal systems and you'll have a much bigger fight. And once it's permissable in some contexts, then it becomes much harder to gatekeep it even in contexts that you do legally forbid, since you can't just blanket ban it at ISP level. Of course, I suppose you could enforce that ISPs blacklist certain VPN providers, but... Yeah anyway it becomes too tangled once you're beyond the legislation phase and enforcement becomes a nightmare is what I guess I'm trying to say.