saltnotsugar

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE.

An elegant fapper from a more civilized age.

BEEP. ENTER NUMBER OF SINS. DISPENSING HOLY WATER AT 50 GALLONS PER SECOND.

Oh my god!

She’s gone from suck to blow!

I’m winning insane arguments with myself in there.

I imagine it’s like Highlander where there can be only one…and Sean Connery is there.

Some guy REALLY didn’t know how much spaghetti to make for four people.

Someone digging a hole in their yard.

Wait till they hear about the reverse tornadoes that build houses and straighten out all the trees.

I’m not farting with you I’m farting AT you.

Sell it on eBay as extra refined banana jerky.