proctonaut

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fire retardant foam probably.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Where I grew up the closest neighbor was about 2km away, nearest town was 25k, nearest town with a decent grocery store was around 40km, and the nearest "city" was damn near 100km.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Yea I need a drink

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (4 children)

That's a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago (2 children)

He's got my vote.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Shat next to a deaf guy once. Really made me think about the world.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Didn't work out so well in 2016. Just saying. How many unpopular candidates is the DNC going to push through until they dummy up?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago (3 children)

sHe'S eLeCtAbLe If YoU vOtE fOr HeR

[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's called the nosey neighbor. Bring lube.

 
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