phlegmy

joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

I definitely remember seeing that on lemmy somewhere. No idea where, but you weren't imagining it.

Edit: was it this?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

They don't put the gayification beam on at all times, otherwise it would be too obvious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Huh? We're talking about percentages not multiplication. Where'd the 1.1 and .9 come from?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago

Nah the dad was too strong to be brainwashed by the babysitter's sexual deviance. But those poor baby sperm overhead everything and became infected with the gay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

You can blame @[email protected] for that one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

sped up song sample
"oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no."

robot voice
How, It, FEELS. to Find a PENNY!
oh MY god. Wow.

sped up sample
"oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no."

robot voice
my CAT. is so, cute!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

Careful, they might call you a nazi for saying that

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Because puddles aren't typically seen on walls

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah, fuck all the centrists! Who cares if any of them voted left in the last election.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I agree that some things can be objectively immoral, but I think there's a lot of grey/subjective areas too.

Is it objectively immoral to not spend 100% of your free time helping others?

What about choosing to have kids instead of adopting?

Turning someone's life support machine off after they've been declared braindead?

Killing a serial killer in an act of self defense?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

No, they were joking

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

looks around at clothing piles, random junk and half-finished projects scattered everywhere, literal mazes between rooms.

Perfection.

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