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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay (screenshot-media.com)

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Finally a conspiracy theory that's fun. Unfortunately, I keep going through the airport body scanners, but for some reason I'm not feeling gay

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They don't put the gayification beam on at all times, otherwise it would be too obvious.

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