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It was that encore fucking she gave him that was her master stroke, as it were. 🤌🏽🤣

I mean, so are we, but who's got time for that? 😅🤷🏼‍♂️

Oh, they're not the ones without fruit on the bottom? Man. So many kinds of lakes. 😱

Uh...

I really wish you wouldn't. We only have so many buckets, and let's be honest: you're not exactly bailing with the rest of us while you "imagine" your boat lake.

Please stop? 🥲 The ducks don't appreciate our whimsy.

Those are different than plain "lakes"? 🤓

What's a boat lake?

I'll take two, please.

Jesus. Could that "interview" have been more scripted?

So, sucking up all the dropshipping scams that make up an enormous amount of its "sellers"? Yeah, that tracks. 🤢🙄

So, they're going with the age-old tradition of missionaries everywhere? Good thinking! It's not like there's a foundational sex position named after how well that went for everyone. 😉