oftenawake

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[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

Don't tread on me! = Go tread on "Them!"

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 hours ago

Oh I know, just having fun with the optical illusion. :-)

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Directly wired to mains electricity? Spicy!

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

If you don't mind me asking, are you AuDHD? 🖐️ Or is this an ADHD kinda thing too? 😅

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I instigated a transatlantic Cockney rhyming slang version. In Cockney the rhyme is usually the word that's missing, so you just have to know what it means.

For example:

  • "Apples" -> apples and pears = stairs
  • "Sky" -> sky rocket = pocket
  • "North" -> north and south = mouth

Resulting in:

  • USA: "Taking a dump"
  • Dump -> Donald Trump (rhyme)
  • Britain: "Going for a shit"
  • Our family: "Going for a Donald"

I'm also writing this while going for a Donald.

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

British person here. In Britain a trump is an extremely smelly fart:

"Pfwoaaah that reeks! Who fackin trumped in ere?"

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

I got accused of being an AI for writing a comment reply to someone which was merely informative, empathic and polite!

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago

Once user trust is burned it's not coming back.

There are no positive outcomes available now - it's time to abandon Google.

Linux phones arriving sooner? Hopefully that's the silver lining.

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

Ha you beat me to it!

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 6 days ago

Plot twist: Turmp announces $40bn Russia bailout. 😬

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Damn for a moment I thought you were about to say "Feed his corpse to the pigs and set those pigs on fire!"

Which almost seemed reasonable given the circumstances and necessity of a thorough disposal.

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

Well who would have guessed... at any point in the last decade!? I'm shocked! You mean to say Turmp was deeply involved in an international pedophile sex trafficking business spanning decades? Servicing the rich? Laundering money? Blackmailing people? Lying about it? I'm shocked I say, shocked!! He never gave away even a tiny peep in all that time!!

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