nightofmichelinstars

Lady Gaga is catholic too I think, she's not evil yet.

Trump is the new Hitler

Yeah I'm high and I can't even explain how perfect this is.

I love learning about love in other cultures.

Roberta Flack, Michelle Trachtenberg, and now Gene Hackman.

Are you drinking your coffee with marshmallow balloons or eating your marshmallow balloons with coffee? In either case you're replacing milk.

They totally knew

I didn't say anyone "can't" anything, I'm asking for data. I want to know the statistical likelihood of this crime being hate- motivated, seeing as we may never know for sure if it is or not.

... and this is a Subway®

As he walked to the stove and reached for his favorite lace- adorned apron, he stumbled, not for the first time that day or even that hour, over the flacid, garden hose-like cock that dragged on the floor behind him between his legs. It was as thick as his powerful forearms and twice as veiny, and tended to slap around his ankles when he walked too fast.

Usually he had to thread it through one pant leg or the other, and then wrap it around his calf a few times and stuff the end into his boot to keep from dirtying it outside, so when he was home it was a relief to let it whip around freely. Sometimes, when he stood at the stove for many hours and it pulled heavily at his taint, he would drape it around his neck like a feather boa, and feel pretty.

I'm not going to engage with you on the topic of a women's right to choose, or the meaning of bodily autonomy. On the off chance you're not a troll, good luck with your research on this very well documented political debate.

Not so silent