Joke's on you, I'm a habitual daydreamer. I don't even NEED hands. I am distraction itself.
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Don't ever, for any reason, do anything
Abridged version
What OP is neglecting to mention is they pronounce both of them "bwush :3"
Ah, reminds me of being unemployed and depressed.
Not having to wake up at 6am was nice, though
The other one represents James' temptation to escape accountability for his actions by saying "I was just doing hot girl shit lmao idk" and then proceed to go out and be worse
Saved you a click: Plate the pasta, put the plate on a scissor lift.
Hawaii and Nevada should date ❤️
Simple! Just keep $2,000 cash in your glove compartment at all times. You've now saved $500, congratulations!
I could swear I set an alarm, but I might have turned it off and fell back asleep..
Oh, shit. Was that today??
Wasn't just the rug, either. He kept an old, wooden crate from his boyhood home in his office, as well, that he'd chew on for the tactile sensation of soft wood.
In times of great stress, Hitler was known to seriously munch some box.
And, if my understanding of how everything that ends up following dystopian fiction only seems to get the dullest parts of it is true, it means we won't even get a cool song to sing :\