musubibreakfast

joined 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

SAME, sometimes we swap carts and houses. I live with a Moroccan family now. I'm sort of the father figure.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Bruh, the food in Italy Mexico is gonna be insanely good. They're going to have crazy stuff like chorizo canolli, carne asada pizza and tacos alla Genovese. I'm moving there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Close your eyes, that's as close as you'll get.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Nah too much class, let's get Pauly Shore.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish I could but we couldn't recover the body, the cum left earth's atmosphere with my wife's body attached. A panel of scientists told me her limp lifeless body is currently being pulled towards the the outer edges of the known universe, hence the vigil.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Oh God, I dread that book. Most of it takes place in a class room and it's a long diatribe about how you shouldn't be allowed to vote if you haven't served. Most of the characters have prosthetic limbs and boast about their sacrifices but the absurdity of the whole situation seems to allude the author. This film is going to be terrible if Neil Blomkamp writes it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

This is why you cover your bed sheets in vaseline and motor oil, amateur.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My wife died from high velocity cum. I'm holding a silent vigil tonight, you're welcome to come. Masturbation is allowed but only when silent and discrete.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

No, I'm part of an entire team. There's multiple project managers, stylists and other people. We get client briefings and everything, it feels strangely corporate.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Shows, documentaries, movies, concerts and all sorts of other stuff. It's what PBS was before it got gutted.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just looked up Toki Pona, can I ask what you use the language for?

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