molten

Gandalf the Sight.

Are you telling me that usually science isn't lying?!

I hear some new phones come with a beauty filter with the stock camera app so we can lie to ourselves in HD at least.

You're kind of assuming a certain level of wealth and type of town here. You're really telling me a ton about where you live and your economic situation and not really considering anything else. It might be a big solution where you are but when my tiny library WiFi isn't good enough for zoom meetings I need an actual alternative I guess I could try skipping town to go to my nearest co working space. But I'll respond go your "you're welcome" with a cordial thanks for the attitude and a bunch of options that are not necessarily applicable. But I wouldn't really expect less from an entitled "don't take your job interview in my coffee space." Type person. Sometimes it's the best option for people trying to get by. Sometimes people live near the coffee shop and don't have a car. Sometimes a million things and situations that make it the best option in this hellscape. I'm sure your personal situation is different and all those evil meeting takers at your favorite coffee shop could just cross the street and go to the free super fast and private co-working space but that's considering your situation a whole lot more than you're doing mine.

You still can! You just gotta really lower your standards for what a "house" is

Eh. Sure I'm easy. Maybe a few shots first?

Give it to us raw and wriggling!

Thought the same thing.

Wonder what they want that for

One is a more shareable parable. The other is mythology that doesn't scare kids into telling the truth as well as the former.

Please leave this fella alone. I know of him. We really do have some odd characters here on lemmy and he's one of them. Don't quote me but I'm pretty sure this is not someone on drugs or playing around he's genuinely schitzo and often struggles with thoughts of suicide. He doesn't need any more trouble or attention. Very different and not really able to interact with the world in the way the majority of us do. Try not to bully. I know there's a lot of "why doesn't he just?" And "he shouldn't be here" but I really urge you to just let him freak in whatever space as long as it doesn't mess with anyone else too much. Feel free to check out his posts and comments for your own entertainment if seeing someone else's troubled mind is your jam just keep it to yourself. If the admins of his instance wanna ban him you can appeal to them I guess.