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Arbeit Macht Frei, baby.

That's German for "All aboard the Trump Train!"

Neither is Elon and he's running the entire government.

Don't forget ODD, Oppositional Defiance Disorder.

I miss r/gunsforsale

It's because their compasses don't work there and they might accidentally get turned around or end up in the south pole.

Tell me why airplane mode isn't good enough.

That movie was out just in time for millennials.

Bruh, Luigi did nothing wrong. He was here with me pounding Coors Lights and swapping out the tranny on my F150 Raptor the whole time.

But if you want someone murdered, you can say that.

Wasn't Timothy McVeigh executed relatively quickly?

By topless, do they mean no shirt? Or no torso?

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You can't arrest the president, man.