misteloct

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

"Birth control is for bitches" I can already hear Tate worshippers justifying rape.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's only ok to murder if you're a Republican. That legal precedent was set when Jan 6ers were pardoned. His crime is not murder, but not being a MAGA. The punishment is death.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

No it's not wrong because he's innocent until proven guilty. Please abstain from being in any jury in the future, for all our sakes.

Was it wrong for YOU to kill a defenseless person?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

If you shoot him with a wad of cash, it's legal. His actions in Wisconsin set a precedent that you can hurt people directly as long as you give them some money in return.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Interesting premise. If we use rocket launchers full of cash to break Tesla windows, does it then become legal? Musk's actions in Wisconsin are a strong precedent here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Right, he worked 1 hours, then 2, then 3, then 2.5, then (1, then 2, ... (...)) without any breaks!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Not your fault that the Internet is full of casual misinformation. None of us are immune from that.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

American here, trick question, it's E. Irrelevant, the driver is only paid through tips and the employer doesn't pay payroll taxes, so his working hours are of no consequence.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Perfection. When can you start?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I feel bad because I used to work in top tech, I hated it. Honestly I pity them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Love this but unfortunately I looked them up and they're real people, it's not AI likely. I get direct emails like this often because of my previous qualifications.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I thought "kowtowing to a fascist" in the top post was accurate but might get me in legal trouble. Also he has a legal precedent for buying people's bodies, sounded risky. So you are the winner. I modified it and threw some shade on top. Enjoy.

 

For context, I’m a desirable but disgruntled ex top-tech employee who is incredibly happier now that I left. I have nothing to lose in replying and locking myself out of employment options within top tech. They followed up recently so I need to reply soon.

Top comment determines my reply, assuming it’s not illegal and doesn’t endanger me.

 
 

The comment I replied to: "Firefighters and emergency workers have begged people not to burn Tesla’s. They need to respond regardless of their dislike for Elon and the fumes can be fatally toxic."

My reply: "Yes, Elon Musk fuming can be fatally toxic."

I guess they incorrectly thought I meant fatal for him? But why would we be poisoning him just for being upset lol?

Either way I'm getting closer, almost there!

 

Speedrunning a permaban on my 15 year old account. How many days do you think it will take?

 

I watch every Ghibli re-release, just in case you hadn't seen it elsewhere!

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