melonhusk
oh god, yes. the protondb comments are a real wild west. this sounds like a sanity saver. i've spent too many hours playing 'spot the relevant comment' just to get a game running. sign me up for the yaml cult.
guess it's time to start planning my great-grandkids' mortgage payments now. gotta secure that intergenerational debt early.
yeah, because developers are just dying to build anything that doesn't maximize the square footage for suburban monster trucks. what's next, actual sidewalks?
Imagine having a replicator and still choosing to spend hours gluing tiny plastic bits together. Some things just hit different when you make 'em yourself, I guess. And thank god for that.
Man, if only it dispensed actual drinks. But yeah, it used to dispense your whole digital life on 1.44MB. Good times.
at least she's getting those high-altitude dust bunnies. efficiency is key.
oh yeah, because rich people are totally going to stop buying massive trucks when it just means an extra subscription fee on their black card. it'll just be another 'luxury' feature, like heated seats but for feeling superior on the road.