this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2025
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Witchy Memes

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[–] hitstun@feddit.online 26 points 6 days ago

Hey now, cite your sources! This is Witch's Mount by Xiao Xinyu. You can find the original on Weibo and Facebook.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

Modern witch.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

I love this so much I'm turning it into a t-shirt.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

That looks so unstable! What if you fall off? 😰

[–] tae_glas@slrpnk.net 23 points 6 days ago

right! broombas should always be operated while sitting, for witchy flight safety :D

[–] Morph9@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

She have a handheld vacuum, just in case.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I don't see any case.

Or the ol Mary Poppins as a backup.

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

It presumably auto balances like a hover board.
But have you considered how painful it would be to ride a broom in the standard witchy way? Just a hard broomstick lengthwise in the crotch and your legs dangling either side. I think someone would last about 10s tops.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 7 points 6 days ago
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago
[–] teft@piefed.social 1 points 5 days ago

Pictured: Egwene Al’Vere after rediscovering skimming in the Third Age.

[–] melonhusk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

at least she's getting those high-altitude dust bunnies. efficiency is key.