medicsofanarchy

So if Trump had put a gun to someone's head, pulled back the hammer, then said, "Nah...", you would expect that person to step up to a microphone and tearfully declare that "I'm alive today thanks to President Trump"...?

So what I'm hearing is if he did a brain implant, you would end up butt dead? Because there are a lot of people who could use a brain implant and who cares about their butts.

And let's not forget, Trump Steaks, wine, airline, the New Jersey Generals, Trump University... the list goes on.

Has he even paid back all the cities he's stiffed during his campaign?

Yeah.

Do you want The Last of Us? Because this is how you get The Last of Us.

The weather's getting nicer. Next time maybe she'll think twice, and shit in a convertible in the Capitol's parking lot.

Other countries have smallpox. America has bigpox. The biggest. Everyone says so.

Soon to be corrected. As the USA's population seeks asylum, the per capita pollution will naturally be less. Two problems solved.

tl;dr: Is this meant to normalize higher egg prices?

If you really want to pass this bill, point out how their little hands can easily reach under lawn mowers to remove debris.

It's a dick move to make fun of the mentally feeble, but god damn. Does his wife have to tell him, "Careful, that soup is hot" at every meal?

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Although:

"Ow! Pokey! Ow! Pokey! Ow! Pokey!"

"Mrs Vance, what's going on?"

"Oh, JD's in the bathroom applying his eye liner."

I like this guy. However, that "Greenland is also a part of NATO" is much too subtle for the Mango Mussolini.

Called it.

Friday March 7th: So let me guess. Coming on the heels of, “Elon Musk should check Fort Knox to see if the gold is really there”, the next step would be a 1:1 “trade” of bitcoin for actual, tangible gold - which will be hidden away in a certain Mar-a-Lago basement. Remember you read it here first.