krooklochurm

joined 2 months ago
[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

Your balls become coffeed.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago (7 children)

You are going to get coffee balls if you keep this up.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

IT FOUND THE WRONG PERSON.

YOU ARE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT, ORANGE TURTLE, FOR IT IS I, YOUR ARCH NEMESIS, OCTOPUS MADE OUT OF GRAPES.

PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM, FOR MY MASTER PLAN IS ALREADY UNDERWAY AND YOUR CITRUSY TRICKS WONT SAVE YOU THIS TIME.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If we MUST get the jets from the US perhaps they'd consider a trade of some fighter jets for deez nutz

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

"G-G-G-G-G GHOST!!!!! ZOINKS GANG! Better run!"

"Jinkies Shaggy, everyone knows the only way to stop a ghost is by shumming on it"

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Fuckin way she goes bud

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Fair play. Sounds like he could use a hand though. Maybe you can teach him how to be better at being drunk and unemployed.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

You, me, and everyone else

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

I fucking hate this whole dynamic.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca -1 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Did you accept?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Shumming.

It's a new word I learned the other day on lemmy.

It's when you shit and cum at the same time.

Here it is a sentence "I'm going to shun all over your face"

Or "I can't right now, I'm shumming!"

view more: ‹ prev next ›