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[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm everyone in here seeing different things, I like it.

Personally, I saw a dragoon. (I need more pylons)

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 32 minutes ago

Dragoons really are such a cute quirky clumsy unit

[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

Upvoted cause even though it missed the mark with me, I really do want it to find the right people

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of:

In case you're a Zoomer, her name is Lamarr.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago

I was wondering why a headcrab had a mohawk.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 45 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

My out-of-date ass thought this was a Ghost in the Shell reference:

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Either that or the less angular/intimidating, more kawaii/chibi Tachikomas!

Quadruped, not hexaped (sp?)... though they do also have essentially a big ole badonkadonk in the form of the pilot compartment.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

God I hated these cute bastards and what they did to the seriousness of GITS.

Imaging having hundreds of these guys swarming whilst Run Rabbit Junk plays. Just hits really different

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

You can also view that sort of... tonal dissonance, as intentional.

Nowadays many people say we live in 'clown world' because of the ludicrous and absurd situations and contrasts.

Like that old copy pasta of the Anarcho Capitalist private detective.

That kind of overwhelming contrast that becomes absurd... thats part of what an actual hypercapitalist hellscape actually looks like.

You could infact, in hypercapitalist hellscape, get gunned down by ED 209 in a boardroom, all due to some stupid botched software update.

Less than 24 hrs ago I read a story about an AI enabled toy bear with a voice... had to be recalled because it kept giving BDSM tips and tricks to 6 year olds.

The 'future' is squidward wretching on the floor, spasming as he repeatedly shouts 'fuuUUTUre!'

Its overwhelming, it just mentally stun locks many people, at just a basic conceptual level.

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

That is the first Lego model I've wanted in quite a while.

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

It should be!

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 2 points 10 hours ago

half-life alien chickens?

[–] Wofls@feddit.org 26 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Plants vs zombies battle for neighborvile or something like that.

[–] Pandasdontfly@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 hours ago

Battle for Neighborville was the disgraced sequel that killed the franchise. This is specifically a dude from Garden Wafare 2, as most would know it from.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 30 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

IT FOUND THE WRONG PERSON.

YOU ARE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT, ORANGE TURTLE, FOR IT IS I, YOUR ARCH NEMESIS, OCTOPUS MADE OUT OF GRAPES.

PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM, FOR MY MASTER PLAN IS ALREADY UNDERWAY AND YOUR CITRUSY TRICKS WONT SAVE YOU THIS TIME.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 5 points 19 hours ago
[–] nefurious_krankstar@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

That uhh... I'm not seeing an elephant

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 40 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

This guy was my favourite except maybe for frost peashooter

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 1 points 10 hours ago

I was thinking of a waterbear lol (Tardigrade)

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago

I think it's am headcarb

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Sadly it found the wrong people, Gonna need that credit card info. 🍊🔫

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

And the three numbers? Listen, this anime merch isn't buying itself.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Don't worry, she's been de-beaked.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 13 hours ago

Though she might try to couple with your head--fruitlessly, of course.

[–] suzucappo@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago

Reminds me of Bugsnax.

[–] Una@europe.pub 13 points 1 day ago
[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Overwatch copied citron for Reinhardt

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 points 20 hours ago
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

Citrus hugs!

[–] rImITywR@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

giant enemy crab

[–] germtm_@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

tangerine headcrab.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 21 hours ago

Thx I really needed this rn

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

It's the mobile oppression palace!!

[–] philophilsaurus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 21 hours ago

Are those pine needles or chives?