No law of man will get in the way of my god given duty to break into old folks homes and fart on the heads of their residents.
Imprison me if you'd like, beat me, torture me, I will have the last laugh when I am seated at the right hand of the LORD god and breathing in his farts.
It's hard, but not impossible to piss with a hardon.
I challenge anyone to debate me about deez nutz
And animals.
That's wrong too.
Because they can't consent. It's also fucking gross but that's secondary.
Excepting dolphins I guess. They're highly intelligent and all kinds of horny so morally it's probably okay to fuck a dolphin though it's very very fucked up.
Found the vampire.
Horses are fucking creepy.
I think it's sic.
If it's not then sic.
Back in uni when I'd go out drinking I'd be walking through campus and people would just randomly scream out "WHAT!'" And someone else would scream out "OKAY!"
There were many "fuck yo couch"es too
There are a few. Donald Trump is a giant fucking dick for example.
"Bro toss some more diamonds and emeralds in the crucible"
That works.
Or have basic awareness of yourself and your surroundings, at the level of a squirrel maybe.
Either or.