krooklochurm

joined 2 months ago
[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

Yeah you dick, give her back her fucking external hard drives.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

My list of dream pets are:

  1. A pig
  2. A skunk
  3. Argentinian tegu

I would name them Lord Plumpington, or plump for short, skunk, and Godzilla.

#4 would be a domesticated bear but no one wants to loan me tens of millions of dollars for a selective breeding program for some reason. Maybe it's my lack of any knowledge in the field of genetics, or maybe it's because I haven't really made any effort in securing that funding, but it is an injustice.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

I'd like to see more outright bans against doing this.

Curse or don't curse. Pick a fucking lane you snivelling cowards.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Same as all the bullshit about porn addiction.

Puritanical horseshit. While I'm sure it exists, like, I'm sure there are prob addicted degenerates out there, there is an agenda behind this. All of a sudden "porn addiction" was all over Reddit.

If a woman doesn't cum easily that's just the way she is.

When a dude doesn't get off easily he must be a degenerate porn addict.

Can we go back to sex positivity and not demonizing sexuality?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

It is wild.

I'm poly leaning (ambi amorous is a term I learned recently that fits me pretty well) so I get to hear a lot from women about what it's like in the front lines, so to speak.

Like. The bar is so fucking low. In so many ways. And nothing women want is onerous or in most cases difficult. At all. Women talk constantly about everything you need to be successful in dating and men seem to just look around like "what are those sounds"?

The most difficult part of dating for a straight guy is showing your partner you're not totally full of shit. I say showing because women have been lied to and manipulated by so many fucking people that they rightly don't trust a fucking word you say. I wouldn't either tbh.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

It's like add on steroids

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 days ago

"In most cases"

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Im the exact same way and I've got a dick so I understand.

It isn't hard to get a woman off. I never said it's a matter of skill.

You touch on a lot of important underlying things in your comment.

Like. Maybe it's just because I'm able to empathize with the big finish not really being the end all be all of sex. Or maybe it's that I take to the time to try and understand what my partner wants and to make them feel safe (because I need that too) .

Nothing kills the mood faster than having the weight of someone's expectations hanging over you finishing, or worse yet their self esteem tied up in the (in)ability to make it happen.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I've never understood this.

From the dude's perspective: it REALLY isn't that fucking hard in most cases. Some women are really tricky but the vast majority arent.

From the woman's perspective: why stay with someone who can't get you off? Anyone who is incapable or unwilling to learn how to give their partner an orgasm is probably a really shitty parter in most other areas as well.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I'd imagine that's exactly what's happening.

Whether it plays out with people leaving remains to be seen. It's become such a busted out shell of its former self, I can't stand it anymore, but plenty of people almost certainly feel differently.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

You're more of a pick them up from daycare type, huh?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Can I be emperor palpatine?

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