jwt

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[–] jwt@programming.dev 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I had really bad Fracne when I hit puberté.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bit of a weird stance from the defense attorneys: "Our client maintains his innocence, so we'd like you to imprison him for 60 years"

[–] jwt@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago

It's OK to be racist against agents if you're an Aussie.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Tbf, they said 'at least'.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Try writing it it in assembly"

[–] jwt@programming.dev 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Though FFmpeg is not really a project 'thanklessly maintained by one person' (anymore).

[–] jwt@programming.dev 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Fairness is what the powerful ‘can get away with"

Or alternatively: 'The powerful will act unfair, provided they can get away with it'.
The word 'fair' does not need redefining.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I use butterflies.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 9 points 11 months ago

Complete with "we are checking" boot splash.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 6 points 11 months ago

I'll bet a gay wedding cake he'll lose the case.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

"30 car lengths shalt thou not be apart, neither be thou apart 5, excepting that thou then proceed to be apart 10. 50 car lengths is right out."

[–] jwt@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In the Netherlands, this attitude carries a German phrase: Wir haben es nicht gewußt

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