Clearly that's why you need someone into oral. They'll suck all the blood back into your penis to reinflate it. In fact, I'm going to start using that pickup line on all the guys. I bet my numbers start jumping!
imadethis
joined 3 months ago
I always remember the 'asian vagina' rumor to be that it was sideways. Even as a kid I knew that one was stupid. How the fuck was it going to fit in the same position if it was sideways?
They went the extra mile and were rolled in on a hospital bed. That was their last view.
Damn, they were really scraping for someone, weren't they?
Oh yeah, the harlem shake. I was just clearing out old pictures from my backup drive and found one of those.
It's the age old sneaking things past the censors. It works because the kids don't have the concepts to even think about this in that manner. Also, the brevity of it in the actual animation means even the understanding children and adults aren't processing this as a thing, but a mere moment in the action.
I still remember that old '11 dolphins or intimate embrace' graphic, and my own transition from seeing the dolphins to the couple.
TBF the image of squirting in porn is just watersports with a different name. It allows them to enjoy something taboo while calling it something 'acceptable.' This is just straight up talking about dried, crusty must being cleaned by tongue.
Btw, you don't even notice it.
What's the old joke about men not having a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money? I now have a new reason to slot in.
Shitposts was alive and well before violet, and it will be alive and well when the cia gets bored.
Huh. I've never thought about this before, but as a question to all the folks with an enlarged prostate, do you get extra sensation back there?
Furry: whines softly and wags tail
Then starts licking you or something. Just don't make eye contact and you won't get your leg peed on.
A lemmy account. Now it's a piefed account.