You fuckers have problems
this post was submitted on 03 May 2026
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Of all the days I chose to be literate, I choose this.
Both a curse and blessing from the mad gods.
Don't blame old uncle Sheo for this degeneracy.
You call it degeneracy, we call it a Monday
Damn, I wish I could choose when to be literate. That sounds like a cool superpower
You really can tell Violet's posts the moment you see them, can't you?
What... did I just read?
Everybody clap for Seth here! Just read for the first time!
😂 Oh... my god
Never change violet08
Really putting the horny into hornyposting I see 😆
Glad to hear you're enjoying yourself dear, please be safe.
Men be over here bragging about eating a woman until she squirts all over his face, then balk at this?
Get out of here.
TBF the image of squirting in porn is just watersports with a different name. It allows them to enjoy something taboo while calling it something 'acceptable.' This is just straight up talking about dried, crusty must being cleaned by tongue.
Btw, you don't even notice it.
Ah so that’s why it’s called Lemmy.
As in, lemmy kill myself real quick
The amount of willpower it’s taking to not hit the block button is a level I didn’t even know I had.
Violet08 is one of the few accounts keeping this place alive.
Shitposts was alive and well before violet, and it will be alive and well when the cia gets bored.
Morbid curiosity keeps the internet going
Eh it’s just a lil salty, luckily it doesn’t taste like larger quantities of piss. Pretty inoffensive.
Yeah, I can't believe im saying this but a little piss is really not that big of a deal... If you've ever sucked dick before you probably have had piss in your mouth even if you didn't realize it... I mean, I'm not into piss, like, at all. So I prefer to not really think about it but... Here we are.
Yeah, someone was getting a new mattress once, and I knew another person who wanted to try watersports really really badly ... I always said I'd try anything once, so I put the ingredients together and we just went for it.
It was fun for maybe 10 seconds. After 5 minutes I just couldn't get over the smell and called a halt to it all ... when it's all over you it makes it worse. Texture was interesting though, I thought it'd be like water but it's way more slippery.
Anyway, long story short, in very small quantities it's not unpleasant ... more than a few drops is nasty though IMO.
jokes on you it is crab leg butter
BOOP! Droppin’ holes in the butter.
Classy?
I am just imagining a dude so obese, he pisses pure butter and shits chocolate fudge. Making them cum means getting a hot shot of Cinnabon icing on your face. The most delicious man you'll ever fuck.
Sir, your lemmy privileges have been irrevocably rescinded for one week for writing that comment.
Why does your brain work like this?
Drugs.
What's the old joke about men not having a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money? I now have a new reason to slot in.
But when the rest of the first lick tastes like battery acid :3
Amazing post, just sent this to My beloved
Aint that just precum?
Wtf?
There's more where that came from
What a horrible time to have eyes
disgusting
Wow dont kink shame
im gonna say what i want when someone thinks its okay to shove kinks in my face with literal zero warning. groomer behavior tbh
Literal child molester behavior. It's like I'm being abused rn. I NEED AN ADULT! Violet is being gross and human and there's nothing I can do
100% correct except without the shitty sarcasm/hyperbole, great stuff