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Well, cobras eat other snakes, so...

I misread your post as "vitamin AI" and somehow it still made sense given how stupid everything else is

Today's April fools joke is tomorrow's "Innovation." I wouldn't bet against something like this actually getting implemented.

Give it time. They're rolling the cybertruck esthetic to the other vehicles.

I hear these days the incantation is to stamp the paper with a cartoon dog while shouting "THE POWER OF MUSK COMPELS YOU!!!"

Capitalism doesn't hate the working class any more than a lion hates its prey.

Pray tell what risk is going to be worse than death?

Reaching adulthood?

No. Everyone knows there are no cars older than 25 years in existence.

I would have the common passwords stored in a separate table in plain text then use the faker library to generate the password buddies

Eggs are an ingredient for most types of cake

Viking age. Not actual vikings mind, just their contemporaries.

Turns out he's a 'leftist" after all