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[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Poor guy. Now he's going to have to sign all his documents in purple ink and write upside down and backwards in a circumflex.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hear these days the incantation is to stamp the paper with a cartoon dog while shouting "THE POWER OF MUSK COMPELS YOU!!!"

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

THE POWER OF MUSK COMPELS YOU!!!

You really should consider switching deodorant in that case.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Your honour, Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A. I rest my case.

[–] morgan_423@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

"It was the damndest thing. I called a ten minute recess to step out of the courtroom to go take a dump, and when I returned, the entire legal system had changed." - This judge I guess

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 months ago

I assumed the judge was going to his chambers to scream into a pillow because the case involved a sovcit.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If this moron was talking the usual kind of shite these loons do, the judge likely left to laugh into his fist or scream at a wall.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

it's gotta be frustrating to pour your entire life into the justice system then see these assholes come through trying obscure bullshit cheat codes expecting miracles.

[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Yeah, when they do this the court changes from Admiralty law to Tug Boat law. /S