glitch1985

Nobody gets murdered in Russia. They just accidentally fall out of windows because they're clumsy.

Why is my body involuntarily dancing when I watch this???

Simple language for his simple followers.

Perfect name since birds are really computers also.

This is exactly what flip books were designed for.

The price of trump hats is about to be sky high.

I don't have any experience in politics but I'll do it.

Best I can do is $7.50 USD and whatever meal you want from Taco Bell

He's so generous and kind. A modern day Hercules you could say.

!remindme 2029

Has anyone seen his birth certificate‽

Long, medium, or short grain rice? Or does it not matter