funkajunk

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

I really hope he says "IT'S MORBIN' TIME"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'LL START MY OWN REDDIT!
WITH HOOKERS AND BLACKJACK!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tomato and bacon pizza is godly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's not Christian, it was appropriated from other cultures/religions.

Easter is celebrated on the first Sunday after the first full moon following the spring equinox - a very pagan way of calculating things.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 days ago

fuuuuuck

That was a rough read

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Physical health or mental health?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I put it in my ass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Praise be to fartsparkles, blessed be his name.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Me: smiling and nodding

Also me: I have no fucking clue what I am looking at

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Franz Ferdinand was practically asking for it.

He rolled through Sarajevo in an open-top convertible - in a city full of anti-Austrian rage - and the exact parade route was published in the paper, like a personal invitation to The Black Hand.

One assassin lobbed a grenade at his car, but it bounced off and blew up the vehicle behind him.

Did they cancel the visit? Nope. Later that day, they decided to visit the wounded - by driving the same route. After a wrong turn, the car stalled right in front of Gavrilo Princip, who didn’t miss his second chance. He just stepped forward and pulled the trigger.

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