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[–] [email protected] 130 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Motorcycle expert here. It goes into the vagina.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Alexa how do you say wrong hole in motorcycle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where do you find vaginas large enough for motorcycles or motorcycles small enough for the vagina? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

A Harley Davidson dealership?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Wrong! This is clearly the innovative accelerator module the great engineer Mr. Garrison invented for his mono wheel design. It only goes into the vagina if you ride goofy foot, so limited to only half of us.

[–] [email protected] 140 points 2 days ago

I don't want to speculate.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Um, I’d rather not speculate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Ooh the new Ducati seat

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

In the trash because those things are FREEZING. Go plastic or go home!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

NO! Fucking amateur...

That's this one:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I prefer the three pronged one that opens up :3

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I think it’s related to this…

Or this

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 days ago

Damn, dudes will turn things they already respect into women before they'll respect women.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is this the motorcycle equivalent of a ship's figurehead?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago

I think it's the motorcycle equivalent to having a hentai girl tattooed on your arm.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

If you sailed by riding the figurehead, sure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of a very old anime OVA called Goku Midnight Eye. There's a lady that gets turned into a motorcycle and can shoot lazers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I legit thought it was a brake. I keep forgetting that's a thing.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago

inside my ass

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

poor donkey 🫤

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

User retention mechanism. It helps with maintaining the rider's posture and, while active, anchors them securely to the motorcycle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of the south park uni bike thing

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

I mean I'd ride it, but that part don't go to no motor cycle. More like a monthly cycle.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

In the square hole!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

You usually see this part after you put your feet in the stirrups.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Those metal ones were better than the modern plastic ones. Even though they felt cold.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

That goes in the hoo-haa.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love that place.

I don't know why I find it funny, but I really do 😄

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

SORRY BROTHER, I COULDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU WERE SAYING. YOU NEED TO GET YOUR HOG CRANKED UP TO ELEVEN. AROOO

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

This is the clutch lever I think? I've been riding for 20 months so it would be embarrassing to get this wrong

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

If you are using that while on a motorcycle that's a new fetish I haven't come across before. Seems awkward

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

It cuts down on bathroom stops during long rides.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

It's the beak of the cyborg duck that pedals your motorcycle. Everyone else is lying

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In the new unit purge tube!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It's a duck's beak

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Little pinch