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How do y'all feel about customers taking pictures of your latte art?

My credentials (nearly none):
I'm a six-espresso-shot in the morning kinda guy and I don't think I've ever said no to a cappuccino. I have a super-automatic espresso maker/milk frother that my wife and I bought in exchange for not buying coffee while out for 6 months. When I wanna get fancy with my cappuccino, I pull the espresso using a hand pump press and foam the milk by hand.

My opinion:
Once I'm done admiring the crema of my espresso and have smelled all the potential ingredients to decide what will make me happy for this cup, I pour them into a cup and drink it. I like my coffee drinks to look like someone put the ingredients in the cup in a way that makes sense. I get really sad when people make art in my drinks because my gluttonous drinking style and mustache are going to ruin it immediately. I feel like someone showed me a painting they'd completed over the course of a month and I were to run my fingers across it saying, "oh wow! I love the feeling of dried oil paints!"

Summary:
Between the two, I guess I prefer the Italian style, but even that would drown me in guilt the moment I took my first sip.

An honest mistake that anyone could make

And they're adorable

Oh yeah? Ask it about the size of egg cells in the platypus

Sure. We'll just start walking from the American continents to... Well, fuck

Every time you try to use an augment, you have to roll for whether the company stopped supporting the product and bricked it.

It's all fun and games until the attack dog bites its master

It's all part of ~~God's~~Trump's plan

Profits are woke if they don't serve my agenda

Everything up till this has been pretty ambiguous. But this one... This is the one that'll make people squint and ask "was that really necessary, now?" Some might even wag a finger.

God is Jesus all the time. Braise the Lord. Amen in the chat if you Jesus every day in the shower. 🙏