emuspawn

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Suspicious Bun Spotted in c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org
Mom let babie loaf in the front yard in c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org
Permanent Bun residents in the yard in c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] emuspawn@geostationary.orbiting.observer 4 points 1 month ago

Are they here to stay? What do they want? What does this mean for the garden club summit? We go onsite to Matt Jensen, who may have more to share.
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Playing favorites in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
The Tesseract lemmy front end has been removed from blahaj.zone in c/main@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] emuspawn@geostationary.orbiting.observer 18 points 1 month ago

I feel like that's probably a badge of honor.

Lotus Seed Sprouting in c/gardening@lemmy.world
[–] emuspawn@geostationary.orbiting.observer 4 points 1 month ago

See, it's a good question! I looked it up, but didn't find a firm answer. As far as I could figure, they:

  • eventually freeze, crack open, and thaw
  • get stepped on by a heavy animal (they are eaten by ducks & beavers)
  • clunking around the bottom of a river/pond, letting the sand wear it down.

All conjecture, but I don't know!

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Lotus Seed Sprouting (i.postimg.cc)
 

Heya! In addition to terrestrial plants, I keep a pond. And you know what looks amazing? Lotus.
So I have myself some lotus seeds. They have quite hard shells that need to be exposed to water & light without hurting the delicate endosperm inside. To open the shell it seems most of the lotus growing guides have you:

  1. Dremeling
  2. Filing or Sanding
  3. Sawing
  4. Drilling
    And it looks like a LOT of work. With room for finger injury.

So anyway, there's this one guy online that's like "I just lightly hit them with a hammer" and I'm 100%, SOUNDS LIKE VERIFIED FOLK WISDOM.

So here we are, a week later, with lightly smacked lotus seeds, and by golly they are all sprouting.

Went for a walk. Saw a lotta buns in c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org
There's two of them in c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] emuspawn@geostationary.orbiting.observer 3 points 1 month ago

bun.....uh, b-bun alert?
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Went for a walk. Saw a lotta buns in c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org
[–] emuspawn@geostationary.orbiting.observer 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

BUN ALERT!
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Spherical Bastard in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] emuspawn@geostationary.orbiting.observer 18 points 1 month ago

I mean, moving the whole solar system just makes sense at a certain level of energy expenditure - if you are already generating enough power to do interstellar travel, might as well take the whole house with you. Sucks if you live here and don't like the new travel direction of the system though, I guess. Find a new solar system to live in at that point?

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Spotted on a walk (geostationary.orbiting.observer)
 

Hopped away as fast as it could.

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Grow for Others, Then for Me (geostationary.orbiting.observer)
 

Hello, /c/gardening! It has been a solid little while since I posted, or in fact grew anything.
Life dealt me a really harsh hand of cards at the end of last year and I'm finally getting going again.

What broke the seal for me was someone else needed plants, and I was like 'don't buy those, I'll grow you some'. And then of course, why not start some for me.....?

And here we are! I hope your gardens are thriving.

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I call him "mini me" in c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org
Inconspicuous Diamond Thief [OC] in c/traditional_art@lemmy.world
[–] emuspawn@geostationary.orbiting.observer 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Homestar: Ooh it's dark and damp in this cave. It's kind of boring contemplating all these shadows!

A scary shadow looms over the cave wall, and Homestar gasps, but it just resolves to a distorted shadow of Strong Bad.

Strong Bad: Hey Homestar! Have you discovered Plato's deep mysteries of philosophy for youself yet?

Homestar: No.....Ooooh, A DIAMOND~

Strong Bad: Oh well, too bad keep try - did you say A DIAMOND?

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夜の街をさまよう，ＩＩ from 我 思 う 、 ゆ え に 我 あ り by desert sand feels warm at night (desertsandmwc.bandcamp.com)
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夜の街をさまよう，ＩＩ from 我 思 う 、 ゆ え に 我 あ り by desert sand feels warm at night (desertsandmwc.bandcamp.com)
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TURBOABDUCTION from MUSIC TO TRAVEL TO EARTH by TOURIST FRIENDLY ALIEN (web.archive.org)
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TURBOABDUCTION from MUSIC TO TRAVEL TO EARTH by TOURIST FRIENDLY ALIEN (web.archive.org)
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สัญญาณดาวเทียม from Emision by FUJI TELEVISION PLUS (latinwave.bandcamp.com)
 

Happy Friday!

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สัญญาณดาวเทียม from Emision by FUJI TELEVISION PLUS (latinwave.bandcamp.com)
 

Happy Friday!

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Until The End from Sweet Nothings by r e z n o v k a 波 . 2049 (reznorwave.bandcamp.com)
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Until The End from Sweet Nothings by r e z n o v k a 波 . 2049 (reznorwave.bandcamp.com)
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開発 Development 開発 Environment from Oklahoma Microelectronic by WINDOWS NASHVILLE '96 (sunsetgrid.bandcamp.com)
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