dodgy_bagel

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

My car was made in the 90s.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I need a sponsor in Denmark.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You're gonna show up in a youtube video.

A 30 year old presented to the E.R. with a bloated stomach and high fever. He claims to have eaten the same pasta for 30 days. As we know, botulism starts to grow on noodles after three days, which means....

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Can confirm.

Now, I just need to know why my calculator needs access to my contacts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Multiverse it is.

Crucially, you don't automatically get to travel the multiverse. You just know it exists now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is this what "dead cat bounce" means?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Regressive tax cuts! I love it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My understanding is that TV prices are subsidized by bloatware. No bloatware, no subsidy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The politics are too convenient

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

What do you mean by modern physics, exactly?

In general, even simple problems can get very messy very fast without simplifying the scenario.

https://xkcd.com/669/

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

What exactly makes that job, specifically, the bottom rung of the totem pole?

Hell, I liked working at a restaurant. Feeding people is fulfilling as fuck. It sucks that it has to be such low pay.

And why should the bottom rung of the totem pole not offer a decent life?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That girl needs a larger bikini top.

Goddamn it. I've become my mother.

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