crawancon

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

don't wanna brag but if you remember Cypress Hill... well they call me Cypress Olympus Mons.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

OG transformers from the 80s...

Dat zombie Optimus.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

now go forward. (malicious grin)

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)

who are these time wasters that just put bugs in their code. I mean come on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

who's gonna do mouth of sauron ?
i recommend any of the following:

mouth of the south jimmy hart

Tom Hanks for comedic genius effect

and Joe pesci because he looks like a guy who can get things done.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

yeah man. when people ask me what I do for fun.

...continue to exist ?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

do you think billionaires drive alone at night in shitty cars, on roads that could give way to literal monsters?

...or do they fly high above gamara over there and buy a news outlet to make people hate turtles?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

conservatives are already pre-magnetizing their spoons.

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