burgermeister

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago

Nazis aren't allowed to have Star Trek references in their username, straight to jail with him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

One way to measure success as an adult can be how much spare money you have and how much spare time your job gives you. In the last few years I have finally gotten into a position where I can afford to pursue some extra hobbies, buy the latest video game, and take the occasional vacation. I feel like I finally am at the place where I wanted to be as a child, but it's even cooler because I can drink and make my own decisions.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Me in general lol except they're all pink with barely any white on the ends.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

They look so happy and fuzzy and cuddly

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Almost, buddy. You'll get there!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Good point, but it also seems like anything gets under his skin, dude is a poster child for fragile ego.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Any Latina baddies hiring?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Does this mean you literally cannot own a sword in your home?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (5 children)

We know this. Go away Hillary.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I'm so sorry Canada Gooses

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