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[–] brem@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

"Thugs" isn't the right word.

Terrorists. Fascistic Lackeys. Brutalizers.

I have plenty of synonymous for these faceless fuckfaced assholes.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Exactly. My friend brought it over for me to put together (not an excuse).

Next time I will yell at him about buying wasteful products. A conclusion I came to on my own and goes over well when lectured to friends bearing gifts.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

"According to officials; the residence was completely drenched in ooey-gooey sticky-blood-bits due to the homeowner's recent satanic blood orgy. No further investigation will be conducted, as police chief "Brad The Impaler" has concluded that none is required."

[–] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Oi, I'm but a simple socialist who once lived in a commune, residing in the world's newest fascistic regime! A few of us Yankees still read. I personally prefer to watch the beebs so I can keep up with current trends such as Cockney rhyming slang.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

I'm sure they both own plenty of baby oil. Too bad we are the ones getting dry-fucked.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Mayonnaise, probably.. would work for most Europeans.

For the Western hemisphere, hollandaise or Thousand Island. (Keep in mind, ketchup won't work well with the olives.)

Asia, you're gonna want a few extra things to build it up. Japan got it right with Umami, baby.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Tribbles and barn, say ye?

[–] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Here I am on my someteenth rewatchin' of fuckin' Deadwood, scrollin' through my Lemmy feed as the credits roll at the end of S02E08 & I this limp ginger-dick appears on my screen.

Welcome to fuckin' Lemmy. Can be combative!

[–] brem@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Vaguely spoiling & not pivotal to plot, however I will amend because spoilers are bad.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I didn't realize the car bit was separate, I assumed it was the difference between stand your ground and castle doctrine.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Under this philosophy; citizens residing within states that have the castle doctrine would legally be protected from vampires while in their motor vehicles?

[–] brem@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

My complaints are simple things, like:

"why was there >!a human sized drainage tunnel!< connecting to >!an incredibly secure facility!<?".

&

"why use >!songs!< in the >!soundtrack!< that have to be >!censored!<?"

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Time to get a chuckle in, warriors.

 

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