blargle

joined 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Evey time I can remember having to use that lever it was because of some fuck driving with their 1.21GW LED high-beams on right behind me, and therefore deserving a ๐Ÿ–•, which can conveniently also be used to toggle the mirror... Two birds with one stone. Either that's not nearly as universal an experience as I'd hoped or all the Lemmy users who like to drive with their brights got triggered being called out- either way my post does not meet the high editorial standards of the showerthoughts community, so deleting it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

Ok, where's the orange one?

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Potato salad is a legitimate foodstuff, however- in the United States it is unfortunately a gateway substance- leading to increasingly foamy forms of macaroni-celery salad, and ending ultimately in marshmallow grape walnut kool-hwip jello salad.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

That thumbnail giving some god-tier backpfeifengesicht

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

He made this beautiful sculpture of a marshmallow all by himself, but no one cared. ๐Ÿ˜ข Why don't pictures like this ever trend?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

"The defect in this one is... H5N1"

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"Yussssss!"

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

~~all~~ ^only

Also; the reason why it's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism is that ending the world actually is easier than ending capitalism.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Uploading "Where's Waldo" images are probably a good waste of its time- images are costlier to analyze than text, it will go to great lengths to avoid saying "I don't know," and it's going to have to recognize every person in the picture and rank by how Waldo-like they look to give you an answer.