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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Apart from the obvious lack of portability, compilers write better assembly than most humans.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Mfw eating an apple makes a nerve loop around the aorta.

Giraffes must have fallen far.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Maybe to build one of those shitty websites where you can't select text because every letter is in its own element.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

look at the bottom right picture

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Typischerweise nach einer Weile, aber er soll beim Thema geblieben sein. Stark!
Aber keine Garantie, ich habe mir die Rede nicht in Gänze angehört.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

There is only one Linus I respect and he's no youtuber.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Sadly I can't quite decipher your comment, but I did the described trip today.
The only thing that didn't quite match the description is a viewing tower instead of a spire.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

It says the doughnuts are blue and white.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Personen mit zwei wechseln zurück zu cis.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checker's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.

Jerrold H. Zar.

 
 

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DISRUPT INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING NOW!!

OGEY

Niche ocean carrier Atlantic Container Line is warning the fines the U.S. government is considering hitting Chinese-built freight vessels with would force it to leave the United States and throw the global supply chain out of balance, potentially fueling freight rates not seen since Covid.

“This hits American exporters and importers worse than anybody else,” said Andrew Abbott, CEO of ACL. “If this happens, we’re out of business and we’re going to have to shut down.”

[...] U.S. is no position to win an economic war that places ocean carriers using Chinese-made vessels in the middle. Soon, Chinese-made vessels will represents 98% of the trade ships on the world’s oceans.

Hey, Abdul-Malik Badr Al-Din Al-Houthi, how'd I do?

Thank you Mr. President, that's exactly what I meant. But why-

Another day, another banger

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