- why does it have a grill?
- They should have an attachment so it can be also be a zamboni
anachronist
On the plus side, we can say slurs now!
It'd be like a remake of Red Dawn but with the cast of Letterkenny.
Yeah Bush had a lot of Boris Johnson energy.
They're jangling their keys in front of the Democrats now to:
- hedge their bets in case of Trump unpopularity and a midterm loss and
- preclude any anti-corportist reform in that party after their blowout loss
Ok I admit, now it's starting to get funny.
Yeah that went great.
One crazy outcome was that the Royal Mail's enforcement division (mall cops) were still legally real police even though their job was now to protect the company's revenue. This ended up enabling them to convict thousands of employees of theft and then railroading them through the court system after botching accounting software screwed up their books:
This isn't uncommon, there are deferral programs for student loans but these typically come with compounding interest (basically, your payments are covered each month by an additional loan which gets added to the principle).
They will edit Google Maps to show Canada and Greenland as part of the US, and Ukraine as part of Russia.
Musk is slowly arriving at the horrifying realization that actions have consequences.
Historically Tesla's security is as bad as DOGE's. They got hacked a while back because they had an unsecured kubernetes control plane exposed to the internet. Apparently being owned by a [edit: seagull managing] drug addict isn't good for opsec.
EDIT: I incorrectly used a medical term to describe Elon's management style. Sorry everyone.
Wait till Elon finds out pardons don't work in Canada.