aeronmelon

joined 2 years ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Roku box was one of the good ones... about ten years ago. Though maybe this is just a TV thing. TIL Roku makes actual screens.

In the past few years especially, I've seen so many unshakable "good ones" go bad. Some, in the worst possible way.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This looks shopped.

I can tell by the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my days.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Bester would eat Mirror Chekov for breakfast.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

RIP, the only security chief that could give Odo a run for his money.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

No, at that age, if you told me I had 42 chicken nuggets all to myself that I could eat whenever I wanted, I would call that a good Christmas present.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

"Siri, what's the weather today?"

Siri: "BAD!"

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

My initial thought was anorexia recovery.

Unintentionally wholesome.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Majel Barrett's sassy replicator was some of her finest work.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x9G2i8XWEOI

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Guy Fieri's Smackdown

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You, me, and like five other people are going to get that reference.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

comes out with a big, black notebook

"It was really cheap, but someone already wrote on some of the pages."

"...wrote what?"

"Just some names of a bunch of dead people. Weird, right?"

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wakes up and looks at the clock

"Oh, it's only 7:18. Since my alarm is set to 7:20, I'll just shut it off now and let myself rest for a couple of minutes."

opens eyes again

10:45

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