ZeroCool

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[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah, there's no case. So despite the lack of a public explanation there's not much of a mystery to this news.

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 21 points 4 days ago (6 children)

If they had evidence to justify all these murders they would be parading it all over Fox News and CBS 24/7. But they aren't because there isn't any.

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 18 points 4 days ago

And now it's here.

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah, The Onion has always had a section on their site where the headline is the entire joke. This is one of those times where I wish they fleshed it out into a full article.

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh please don't give them any ideas. These dumb motherfuckers would have a hissy-fit over the schoolyard rhyme "circle circle, dot dot, now I got my cootie shot." For being vaccine propaganda.

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Whoa, the resemblance is stronger than I thought it'd be.

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 46 points 6 days ago

Remember when every moron in the country was insisting that Trump would press the magic "make everything cheap" button on day one? Lol idiots.

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 31 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I loved the book and have been looking forward to this movie ever since it was announced, and it didn't disappoint. Project Hail Mary is probably going to end up being the best movie I'll see this year unless Spielberg's upcoming 'Disclosure Day' somehow manages to recapture the magic of 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' (1977). Which, I don't think is likely.

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 35 points 6 days ago

Time to bust out a classic:

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