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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It's about time for them to add cooties to the controlled substances list.

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh please don't give them any ideas. These dumb motherfuckers would have a hissy-fit over the schoolyard rhyme "circle circle, dot dot, now I got my cootie shot." For being vaccine propaganda.

[–] crandlecan@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

It probably was... :))

[–] crandlecan@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I love how they have no story, just a pic and a headline.

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah, The Onion has always had a section on their site where the headline is the entire joke. This is one of those times where I wish they fleshed it out into a full article.

[–] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 9 points 5 days ago

Not all men!

... but maybe all women?

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Other than linda mcmahon are there even any left in the cabinet?

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

No, the rest of them are all under the desk.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

Women is a trip

[–] crandlecan@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Finally! Women are so gross 🤮

It's them cooties, you see? By His Hand ✝️🙏

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

The Onion is brilliant.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Whatever it is they'll need to calm down