It's about time for them to add cooties to the controlled substances list.
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Oh please don't give them any ideas. These dumb motherfuckers would have a hissy-fit over the schoolyard rhyme "circle circle, dot dot, now I got my cootie shot." For being vaccine propaganda.
It probably was... :))
😂👌
I love how they have no story, just a pic and a headline.
Yeah, The Onion has always had a section on their site where the headline is the entire joke. This is one of those times where I wish they fleshed it out into a full article.
Not all men!
... but maybe all women?
Other than linda mcmahon are there even any left in the cabinet?
No, the rest of them are all under the desk.
Women is a trip
Finally! Women are so gross 🤮
It's them cooties, you see? By His Hand ✝️🙏
The Onion is brilliant.
Whatever it is they'll need to calm down