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Did you do the whole run a cycle with white vinegar thing?

Wow, that’s wild that a brainless podcaster whose main qualification was supporting a bunch of Trump conspiracy bullshit didn’t turn out to be really good at running the FBI

I’d make a database with one table holding the encounter names, and then another with attributes where each is associated with the IDs of the appropriate encounters. Then select a name, and the associated attributes, print out the name, and then assume you want the output in html, a , loop over the attributes and print each one starting with , then end with .

Pretty silly thing to say. Nobody has to allow you to have an account on their private Lemmy server. They’re not banning anyone from all of Lemmy and can’t do so. If you don’t like their policies and they don’t like you, go somewhere else. Also, I have not made any statement about the defederation proposal.

Well yeah, the admins can ban a user if they feel like it. It’s literally their website.

This era of 23 year olds fascist incels running my the White House communications dept can’t end soon enough

Cardamom is interesting. You could also try nutmeg and vanilla.

I try, but it doesn't always work. This also happens with other jokes I have that I am completely dead pan about. My belief is that what I'm saying is so ridiculous that it should be obvious I'm not serious, but some people are… um… for instance, I have a fake conspiracy theory that plane flight doesn't exist, and airlines just knock us out, hook us up to electrodes, and wheel planes into a hangar where we get teleported. Planes seen in the sky are government holograms. I've had (stupid and annoying) people argue with me that I was in fact seriously stating my beliefs and then just trying to weasel out of it when I explained I was obviously joking.

Edit to add, one basis for that plane conspiracy is that lift is fake since scientists don’t know why it works. “That air moves faster over the bottom than the top so it makes this 80 ton tin can float in the air”? Yeah, right.

I have a long standing joke about bragging about people being so modest or humble. Most people don’t get it and think I’m literally boasting, which is, of course, very stupid. It can be frustrating even.

Let’s see,

• license already suspended
• accelerated to speed through a red light at 78 mph
• attempted to flee the scene
• driving after using some unknown mixture of hard drugs
• killed two people

I don’t know what people deserve, but that would garner prison time in most places. Of course, prison isn’t effective at rehabilitating people, only deterring crime to some extent and punishing people.

I’d say a sentence of at least a couple years, a requirement of drug treatment, 5-10 year license suspension, and probation with a longer suspended sentence if she’s caught driving.

Right. It is bizarre, but certainly not surprising or unusual. Just the same deranged playbook where everything bad is the previous administration’s fault.

Classic Republican playbook. Same shit over and over again for decades now… everything bad is a Democrat’s fault and everything good is to their credit. And their chumps enthusiastically believe that, literally. It’s much like a narcissistic personality disorder person in a relationship. Can’t admit fault, weakness, apologize, very hypocritical, so on