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∠🍵π in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Everyone knows the correct spelling is qt3.14

If these mother fuckers are trying to make me pay for Healthcare so I can talk to fucking ChatGPT I swear to god ChatGPT is going to write me so many scripts for opioids it won't be funny. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This means those things will become cheaper right? Right?

Hit'n the right spot in the ol' brain in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You can fix lactose intolerance by consuming a shit ton of lactose: https://youtu.be/h90rEkbx95w

This oddly makes sense in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Lemons are spicy oranges

Saint Luigi in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Someone should mail this to a few CEOs lmao

Outrage as Elon Musk claims ‘only AfD can save Germany’ in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Oh i knew that, my reply was purely ironically :)

Outrage as Elon Musk claims ‘only AfD can save Germany’ in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (9 children)

I'm not a native English speaker, thank you!

Outrage as Elon Musk claims ‘only AfD can save Germany’ in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 months ago (15 children)

Stfu Musk you know shit about Germany

Oh do fuck off, he was a monster that left millions broke and desperate and dying in pain. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago

Fuck him even more then. Since he comes from humble beginnings he should know what it's like not being rich, but he just decided to be a greedy asshole.

Improve your Wi-Fi with this one trick in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Just have a miniature wormhole connect your PC directly to the server

Improve your Wi-Fi with this one trick in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Not inherently stupid question; they just don't know that radio waves don't travel through air but through space.

glug glug glug in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I haven't conviced myself of anything